I am sincerely amazed that I have yet to cause a car accident from my habit of suddenly braking when I see a piece of furniture someone has put to the curb.
Sure, my friends judge me, until they see how a bohemian aesthetic and a little elbow grease can rehab even the most questionable of castoffs.
You see, I believe in what I call Furniture Karma. Do you desperately want a cane-back rocking chair? Well just put that thought out into the universe and keep your eyes peeled. One will find you. Maybe on the side of the road. Maybe at Goodwill. But Furniture Karma always provides.
I’m amazed at what I’ve managed to fit into my small car. End tables, a small arm chair and a set of wicker chairs have all recently (barely) been squeezed into the my back seat (even when this put me in a driving position that would challenge most yoga masters).
But here the path to hoarding lies.
I am definitely not a hoarder. I feel it’s important for you to know that. My house is neat and tidy, and if you opened a closet door, there’s a 90% chance you wouldn’t be buried under any sort of avalanche.
Before I bring anything new (to me) home, I ask myself the following questions to avoid crossing the line into Interventionville:
Do I have space for this?
Picture your home. Do you actually have room for whatever this object is? Can you honestly imagine it being placed in a location that seems appropriate for it? We all want a fabulous vintage console stereo, but if you have to crawl over it to get to your living room sofa, this isn’t your time. Don’t worry. Furniture Karma will take care of you later.
Am I really going to rehab this?
More often than not, if you find something for cheap or free, it’s going to require some degree of work for it to look nice in your home. Are you willing to put in the time it will take to sand, prime, paint or repair this? Do you have access to the tools and skills you’ll need to make this not look like something you found on the side of the road? Will it be cost prohibitive to do so?
Do I actually like this?
It doesn’t matter how well-made it is. It doesn’t matter if 9 out of 10 people think it’s the most amazing piece of furniture ever. Do you like it? Life is too short to fill your home with a bunch of stuff you don’t even enjoy looking at. Leave it for the next person who will.
How do you choose what will come home with you and what will stay?